Men's swimwear "Tsubi Dangerous Short"

Guys, I know how hard it is to find good swimwear as a man, especially something that is cool. Therefore I am here to help. First we establish some ground rules: as a man you can't wear over the knee boardshorts if

A) you are not a surfer
B) you are over 30

If A or B applies to you, you will have to find something else to hit the beach in. Basically the main thing is to keep it above the knee. It can still be a short, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying you should wear speedos, but just show a bit of skin. second thing is to pay attention to colour and/or pattern. (when I'm not surfing) I wear these shorter shorts from Tsubi (australian brand), I don't feel like a nerd, because the artwork on these is sick.

funny thing: on the inside label it says,

If I were a human i'd be
made in heaven.
If I were an animal i'd be
made in Africa.
If I were this thing i'd be
MADE IN AUSTRALIA